You’re having a fantastic time in Scotland. Maybe you’re exploring the magical city of Edinburgh or perhaps you’re road tripping the Scottish Highlands. Whatever it is, you’ll be sure to have taken plenty of pictures of your epic adventure in this beautiful country. But thinking of the perfect Scotland Instagram caption is driving you crazy! Have no fear – I’ve got you covered. Here are 100+ of the best Scotland Instagram captions, including Scotland puns, short Scotland captions, Scottish sayings, Edinburgh captions, and Scotland quotes.
So whatever photo you’re sharing with your followers, you know you’ll have the perfect caption to post.
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Scotland Puns for Instagram Captions
1. I plead kilty to falling in love with Scotland
2. I always thought visiting Scotland was just a bag-pipe dream
3. Aye can’t deny it – I’m obsessed with Scotland
4. It’s getting scot in here
5. Getting away scot free
6. I’ve loved Scotland, I’ll be so sad to Glas-go
7. Edin-brrrrr – feeling the chill in Scotland
8. This Scotch is neat
9. Ahh, this is the fife
10. Do you want Dum-fries with that?
11. Scottish poetry is Burns-ed into my brain
12. Loch me up and throw away the key – I’m never leaving Scotland
13. The thought of leaving Scotland nearly kilt me!
14. Leaving a jet Thane for Scotland
15. Living the high(land) life in Scotland
16. Thistle do nicely
17. Where’s my favourite place in Scotland? I’ll have to mull it over
18. I could stay in Scotland forever but I’m running out of hog-manay
19. Some like it Scot, some like it cold.
20. Feeling high(land) on life
21. Searching for Hogwarts – it’s Scot to be here somewhere
22. Should I ever leave Scotland? Let me Mull over it
23. The Scottish weather is in-thane
Short Scotland Instagram Captions
24. Real men wear skirts
25. Saying hello to nessie
26. Meet me in Scotland
27. It’s an outlander thing
28. My heart belongs to Scotland
29. I’d rather be in Scotland
30. Like my castle?
Scotland Instagram Captions
31. Money can’t buy you happiness but it can buy you a trip to Scotland
32. What do you mean Scotland Yard’s not in Scotland
33. I followed my heart and it led me to Scotland
34. A bad day in Scotland is better than a good day anywhere else
35. Travelled all the way to Scotland to meet Nessie just to find out she’s not real
36. Off to Scotland, be back never
37. I can’t keep calm, I’m going to Scotland!
38. I’ve never met a castle that I didn’t like
39. Scotland is always a good idea
40. I’m in a good place right now. Not emotionally, I’m just in Scotland
41. Came for the culture, stayed for the deep fried mars bars
Scottish Captions for Instagram
42. Whit’s fur ye’ll no go past ye – what’s meant for you won’t pass you buy
43. Failing means yer playin! – failure means you’re trying
44. It’s a dreich day! – it’s a miserable, cold day
45. You’re a long time deid – enjoy your life because once you’re dead, you’ll be that way for a long time
46. Auld Lang Syne – time goes by
47. Lang may yer lum reek – long may your chimney smoke, a toast to good health
48. A pritty face suits the dish-cloot – a pretty face suits the dish cloth i.e. if you’ve got a pretty face, you can wear anything
49. Ah dinnae ken – I don’t know
50. Pure dead brilliant – really good
51. Guid gear comes in sma’ bulk – good things come in small packages
52. Haste ye back – returning soon (a farewell greeting)
Funny Scotland Instagram Captions
53. Don’t mess with Scottish people. They are temperamental. Half temper, half mental.
54. Wait, Scotland Yard isn’t in Scotland? Next, you’ll tell me the Loch Ness Monster isn’t real!
55. There are two seasons in Scotland: June and winter. – Billy Connolly
56. Scotland’s a pretty place. I mean, as long as it ain’t raining. – Boo Weekley
57. If you don’t like Scottish weather, just wait 30 minutes as it’s likely to change.
58. Looking forward to Scottish summers, the rain gets warmer.
Short Scotland Quotes for Instagram
59. Scotland is the Canada of Europe – Sean Connery
60. The Scottish hills are my favourite in the world – Hugh Grant
61. Scotland is the perfect place for adventure – Bear Grylls
62. There’s no such place as Scotland – J.M. Barrie
63. ‘Fantasy, myth, legend, truth – all are intertwined in the story that is Scotland.’ – Laurence Overmire
64. Scotland is a country where magic is still alive – J.K. Rowling
65. Scotland is a country where the past is ever-present – Ali Smith
66. One of Scotland’s most important cultural exports – stories.’ – Sara Sheridan
67. ‘Scotland consistently produces world-class writers.’ – Sara Sheridan
Scotland Quotes for Instagram
68. The gloomy hills of Scotland keep my spirit clean – Robert Louis Stevenson
69. There’s just no place like Scotland when the sun is out. I just love coming home – Ashley Jensen
70. The Scots are a people who delight in fighting and drinking, and who believe in two things: themselves and the future. – Neil Gaiman
71. In Scotland, there is no such thing as bad weather, only the wrong clothes – Billy Connolly
72. Scotland is a land of mountains, glens, and islands, a land of myth and legend – Walter Scott
73. Scotland is a land of rugged beauty, with mountains and lochs and moors that stir the soul – Ken Follett
74. There is no sunlight in the poetry of exile. There is only mist, wind, rain, the cry of the curlew and the slow clouds above damp moorland. That is the real Scotland; that is the Scotland whose memory rings the withers of the far-from-home; and, in some way that is mysterious, that is the Scotland that even a stranger learns to love. – H. V. Morton
75. ‘I am attached to the west coast of Scotland – it’s gorgeous to look at and challenging. You have to contend with the possibility of being blown away or rained on. And in the summer months, you can be eaten alive by midges.’ – Clive Anderson
More Quotes About Scotland for Instagram Captions
76. I remember every stone, every tree, the scent of heather. Even when the thunder growled in the distance, and the windswept up the valley in fitful gusts, oh, it was beautiful home sweet home – Beatrix Potter
77. Scotland is a country where the people are proud, the landscape is wild, and the whisky is strong – Irvine Welsh
78. It is one of the most hauntingly beautiful places in the world, the history is fascinating, the men are handsome and the whiskey is delicious. – J.K. Rowling
79. Scotland is a place where the wind speaks, the mountains sing, and the sea whispers – Alexander McCall Smith
80. Scotland is a land of stories, where the old myths and legends are still alive – Kirsty Logan
81. Did not strong connections draw me elsewhere, I believe Scotland would be the country I would choose to end my days in – Benjamin Franklin
82. Scotland is a land of contradictions, where the light is both soft and harsh, and the landscape is both gentle and rugged – Muriel Spark
83. In Scotland, as beautiful as it is, it was always raining. Even when it wasn’t raining, it was about to rain or had just rained. It’s a very angry sky – Colin Hay
84. Scotland is a country where the stories are as rich and varied as the landscape.” – Robert Burns
85. ‘The Scottish sun, shocked by having its usual cloudy underpinnings stripped away, shone feverishly, embarrassed by its nakedness.’ – Stuart Haddon
86. There is magic in Scotland. It’s a country with a lot of pride and bravery. – Gayle Rankin
Edinburgh Instagram Captions
87. Edinburgh is alive with words – Sara Sheridan
88. I don’t wonder that anyone residing in Edinburgh should write poetically – Washington Irving
89. Edinburgh isn’t so much a city, more a way of life… I doubt I’ll ever tire of exploring Edinburgh, on foot or in print – Ian Rankin
90. If I had to pick two words to describe Edinburgh, I would tell you that it’s majestic and beautiful. Really, really old, but somehow more alive than any other place I’ve ever been – L.H. Cosway
91. Edinburgh is a city of shifting light, of changing skies, of sudden vistas. A city so beautiful it breaks the heart again and again – Alexander McCall Smith
92. There are no stars as lovely as Edinburgh street-lamps – Robert Louis Stevenson
93. There’s no leaving Edinburgh, no shifting it around: it stays with you, always – Alan Bold
94. She felt something missing in her soul. It wasn’t until she landed in Edinburgh that she realized that missing piece was the wild, mystical land – Donna Grant
95. Edinburgh is a hotbed of genius – Tobias Smollett
Scottish Highlands Instagram Captions
96. Wherever I wander, wherever I rove, the hills of the highland forever I love – Robert Burns
97. For in the lowlands we walk with the body only; in the highlands we walk with the mind – Henry Stephens Salt
98. There’s no place on Earth with more of the old superstitions and magic mixed into its daily life than the Scottish Highlands – Diana Gabaldon
99. My hearts in the highlands wherever I go – Robert Burns
100. There are few places in my life that I’ve found more ruggedly beautiful than the Highlands of Scotland. The place is magical – it’s so far north, so remote, that sometimes it feels like you’ve left this world and gone to another.” – Julia London
101. Autumn in the Highlands would be brief—a glorious riot of color blazing red across the moors and gleaming every shade of gold in the forests of sheltered glens. Those achingly beautiful images would be painted again and again across the hills and in the shivering waters of the mountain tarns until the harsh winds of winter sent the last quaking leaf to its demise on the frozen ground.’ – Elizabeth Stuart
101. Staring into a Scottish landscape, I have often asked myself why – in spite of all appearances – bracken, rocks, man and sea are at some level one.’ – Neal Ascherson
102. Scotland is so gorgeous that every time I’m there, I start to dream of living there. I want to buy one of those whitewashed cottages with thatch roofs and gaze out at the sea and read my books. I want to be away from the Internet and the news and lawnmowers at 7 A.M. on Sunday mornings.’ – Julia London
Scotch Whiskey Instagram Captions
103. Hey, single malt Scotch, you’re thirty years old. When are you going to settle down and get married to my stomach? – Stephen Colbert
104. Pass the whiskey!
105. For a Scotch treat, drink it neat
106. It’s love at first sip
107. Getting in the Scotch spirit
108. Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite, and furthermore always carry a small snake. – W. C. Fields
109. Where’s the whiskey?
110. Cheers to Scotland
111. Put some whiskey in my coffee because it’s Scotland somewhere!
112. A bit of whiskey’s not too risky!
113. Cheers to good friends and good whiskey
114. Getting a taste of Scotland
115. Wish I could whisk(ey) myself back to Scotland
116. Scotch whisky is made from barley and the morning dew on angel’s nipples – Warren Ellis
117. Well, between Scotch and nothin’, I suppose I’d take Scotch. It’s the nearest thing to good moonshine I can find. – William Faulkner
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